Yoda's Journey

What if we had a reality TV show called "Survivor Earth" and each country was represented. Would the other countries vote the United States off the earth or would the United States be so good it survived to the end. Where would Greece, Italy, France(don't get me started on the French again), Great Britain, Ethiopia, Turkey etc finish? What basis would the countries use to make their decisions? If you say energy efficiency than we lose immediately. Of course, if Donald Trump had a 'You're Fired' version for countries, the United States might do better. How would countries like New Zealand and Canada fare against Mr. Trump? Where would we all go if we were voted off earth?